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• Q: How does a WASP propose marriage? A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?
• When somebody's been dating for a while, the boy might propose to the girl.
  He says to her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least until we have kids and get divorced, but you got to do one particular thing for me....
• Spock: "Ahh, Mister Scott, I understand you're having difficulty with the warp drive.
  How much time do you require for repair?" Scott: "There's nothing wrong with the bloody things....
• You may my glories and my state dispose, But not my grief
  ill am I king of those. -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II...
• The challenge was to write a paragraph that read one way when punctuated one way, and read the complete opposite when punctuated another way.
  Dear President Clinton, Dear President Clinton, I would like to compliment you....
• We are all God's children--by a previous marriage.
• Darling, would you like to propose another toast?" "To a warmed, darkened, slightly crispy slice of bread.
  -- Bizarro...
• It is easy to propose impossible remedies.