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• Q: How many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Only one, but he gets three credits for it....
• Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: Five. One to screw in the lightbulb and four to share the experience....
• Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: Three. One to screw in the lightbulb and two to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - one to screw it in and two to talk about the sexual implications....
• How many Pentium designers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw in the bulb and the other to hold the ladder.......
• How many publishers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three. One to screw it in. Two to hold down the author....