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Q: How Many Elephants Can You Fit In A VW Bug? A: Four.
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Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug?
A: Four. Two in the front, two in the back.
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?
A: There's a footprint in the mayo.
Q: How can you tell if two elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's two footprints in the mayo.
Q: How can you tell if three elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't shut.
Q: How can you tell if four elephants are in your refrigerator?
A: There's a VW Bug in your driveway.
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Q: How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with your wife?
A: You have to wait 22 months....
Q: How can you tell if an elephant is sitting on your back in a hurricane?
A: You can hear his ears flapping in the wind....
How can you tell if an elephant is sitting on your back in a hurricane?
You can hear his ears flapping in the wind....
Q: How do you tell if an Elephant has been making love in your backyard?
A: If all your trashcan liners are missing ......
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A:His lips are moving.
Q: How can you tell when a WASP is sexually aroused? A: By the stiff upper lip.
Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying? A: When his lips move.