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• Iowans ask why Minnesotans don't drink more Kool-Aid.
  That's because they can't figure out how to get two quarts of water into one of those little paper envelopes....
• As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
  -- Woody Alle...
• Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
  A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you....
• plokta /plok't*/ v. [acronym: Press Lots Of Keys To Abort] To press random keys in an attempt to get some response from the system.
  One might plokta when the abort procedure for a program is not known, or when trying to figure out if the system is just sluggish or really hung....
• Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want.
  They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday- morning cartoon-show advertisements....
• Gifts for Children -- This is easy. You never have to figure out what to get for children, because they will tell you exactly what they want.
  They spend months and months researching these kinds of things by watching Saturday- morning cartoon-show advertisements....