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• Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?
  A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little bottles into the typewriter....
• As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
  -- Woody Alle...
• Ripple: Kool-Aid with a kick.
• How many "Changing light bulbs"-joke writers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two hundred, and don't ask why because they haven't figured that out yet....
• It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.
  They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are --- on fire....
• How many WASP Princesses -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Note: WASP Princess = spoilt rich girl. Note: a Tab = a can of Tab the drink....