Q: What Do You Call A Blind Pre-historic Animal? A

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Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?
A: Diyathinkhesaurus.

Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?
A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.

Q: What do you call poisoned coffee? A: Grounds for divorce.
Q: What do you call a LADA with a turbo? A: A Skoda.
Q: What do you call couples that use that rhythm method? A: Parents.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A: A stick.
Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female sheep bites you? A: Ewe nicks.
Q: What do you call a million cats at the bottom of Lake Michigan? A: A good start.
Q: What do you call 50 Microsoft products at the bottom of the ocean? A: A darned good start.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!

Q: What Do You Call A Blind Pre-historic Animal? A

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