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Q: What's The Difference Between A Dead Dog In The Road And A Dead Lawyer In The Road?
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Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
Related:
Ford: Found on road dead
Q: What's the difference between your mother-in-law and a vulture?
A: The vulture waits until you're dead....
Q: What's the difference between a Lawyer and a Plumber? A: A Plumber works to _unclog_ the system.
A dead dog cannot bite.
The difference between a dog and a fox? About ten drinks.
Prosthetic dog claws -- "101 USES FOR A DEAD MICROPROCESSOR
If you Pascal on the road, go C him and his dog Spot.
Out on the road today I saw a "Dead-Head" sticker on a Cadillac.
If you stop every time a dog barks, your road will never end. Arab Proverb
