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Bloody Cardassians -- I Just Got This Damn Thing Fixed.
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Bloody Cardassians -- I just got this damn thing fixed.
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I just got a hard drive and can't do a thing with it.
I'm not apathetic, I just don't give a damn.
Scott: "Computer, shut this bloody thing off. It's time I acted my age.
-- "Relics", Stardate Unknow...
I hate Bloody tagline
How many VMS heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
"Errr... Well, I've got a patch that I could apply to it, but if you can just wait till next year, it'll all be fixed when we upgrade to light bulb version 6....
Homer: Huh? Golf course? Did I dream that whole thing?
Maybe the desert was just this sand trap. Oh, and I bet that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop....
University lecturers are people who have a profound influence on our society.
They are people with a message; a message that the world should listen to....
The one thing about living in Santa Carla that I never could stomach is all the damn vampires.
-- Grandpa, The Lost Boy...
I can't be late--I just got here.