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QOTD: If You're Looking For Trouble, I Can Offer You A Wide Selection.
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QOTD:
If you're looking for trouble, I can offer you a wide selection.
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If you're looking for trouble, I can offer a wide selection.
QOTD: How can I miss you if you won't go away?
QOTD: Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Q: "What else is there?" Data: "A wide variety of items.
The replicator can make anything you desire." Q: "How do I know what I desire?...
Burns: I'm sure we can come to an understanding. Home
Yes, sir. [thinking] Reject the first offer....
An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.
QOTD: "It's not the despair... I can stand the despair. It's the hope.
Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
I took Benzedrine--I got clairvoyance. With Benzedrine you can have a very wide view of the world--like you can decide the destiny of man and other pressing problems, such as which is the left sock?
-- Mort Sahl...