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Surrender Now - Before I Have To Offer You Better Terms.
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Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms.
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Now before we negotiate, I have to tell you I'm desperate to unload Lurleen, and I'll take any offer.
-- Homer Simpson, Master Bargainer, "(Lurleen on Me)...
Riker: "Locutus of Borg, this is Captain William T.
Riker of the U.S.S. Enterprise." Locutus: "You may speak....
Their idea of an offer you can't refuse is an offer... and you'd better not refuse.
You care to surrender now, Captain? -- Riker, "Peak Performance", stardate 42923.4
MUTANTS! Surrender now...Or be DESTROYED!
I liked you better before I knew you so well.
Now lie back and pass out out before I have to sedate you.
Make me an offer. I have a computer to suppo