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QOTD: "My Shampoo Lasts Longer Than My Relationships.
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QOTD:
"My shampoo lasts longer than my relationships."
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QOTD: All I want is more than my fair share.
A beer lasts longer than seven seconds. -- Men vs. Bee
The truth about a woman often lasts longer than the woman is true.
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Our envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy.
-- Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld...
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