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• If you really want to do something new, the good won't help you with it.
  Let me have men about me that are arrant knaves. The wicked, who have something on their conscience, are obliging, quick to hear threats, because they know how it's done, and for booty....
• For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine.
  Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear....
• There are some things about you that I like; I just can't put my fingers on them.
• Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
• How come every time you go to the emergency room of a hospital they got foreign doctors from India there?
  I don't want to put my life in the hands of any doctor who believes in reincarnation....
• If you want to commit suicide you can use my razo
  it's electric, but you can hang yourself with the cord....
• I've got tears in my ears from lying on my back in my bed crying over you.