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• You may be redneck... if your wife ever burned out an electric razor.
• Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.
• You can find sympathy, in the dictionary, right near shit and suicide.
• Anywhere you hang yourself is home. -- Henry Rolli
• Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -- Voltaire
• Selma: [showing slides] And this is Patty trying to plug her leg razor into one of those ungodly Czechoslovakian outlets.
  [next slide, of a hairy-legged Patty] As you can see, we never did get the hang of it....
• You can use this thing for WORK???