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QOTD: I Looked Out My Window, And Saw Kyle Pettys' Car Upside Down, Then I Thought 'One Of Us Is In Real Trouble'.
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I looked out my window, and saw Kyle Pettys' car upside down,
then I thought 'One of us is in real trouble'.
-- Davey Allison, on a 150 m.p.h. crash
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