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QOTD: "I Thought I Saw A Unicorn On The Way Over, But It Was Just A Horse With One Of The Horns Broken Off.
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QOTD:
"I thought I saw a unicorn on the way over, but it was just a
horse with one of the horns broken off."
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I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building.
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I once thought I was dead, but I was just off-line.
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