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• Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
• Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twai
• The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.
• Look at these cows and remember that the greatest scientists in the world have never discovered how to make grass into milk.
  -- Michael Pupin (1858-1935)...
• Bananas make great slippers!
• Wars not make one great.
• QOTD: "I've always wanted to work in the Federal Mint.
  And then go on strike. To make less money....
• behind the closed kitchen door] Jimbo: It's hard for me to clean this giant pot when you keep spilling meat tenderizer all over me.
  [click] Oh, great, now I gotta work in the dark....