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• Quality Control, n.: The process of testing one out of every 1,000 units coming off a production line to make sure that at least one out of 100 works.
• How many bureaucrats -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Seven-- one to supervise, one to arrange for the electricity to be shut off, one to make sure that safety and quality standards are maintained, one to monitor compliance with local, state, and federal regulations, one to manage personnel relations, one to fill out the paperwork and one to screw the light bulb into the water faucet....
• How many Christians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  200!!! 100 to sit in church and pray long sonorous prayers for it to see the light again, 10 to stand on street corners and point out to others how that if they don't accept what they're being told, their light might go out as well, 3 to try and exorcise the demon of darkness out of the light bulb, 2 to gather together in "the name of the lord" because where two or more are gathered together in "his" name....
• One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat.
  French fries usually works for me....
• Watch out for off-by-one errors.
• AI hackers make a big production out of it.
• Helga, how many Germans does it take to change a light bulb ?
  Ah, is this the one about the highly-trained quality control checkers at the Lowenbrau brewery here in the beautiful city of Munich where they have to carefully check that each and every stage of the bier brewing process adheres to the Reinheitsgebot ancient brewing laws laid down in 1516 which set minimum standards for the purity of the ingredients otherwise they'd be subject to extremely enormous fines so quality control is a very important job both in terms of the quality of all the Lowenbrau biers and of course the financial good health of the company from the checking of the malted barley with the hops not forgetting the pure Bavarian spring water by any chance ?...