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• Real programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
  FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks....
• FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
• Real programmers don't use Fortran. Fortran is for wimpy engineers who wear white socks, pipe stress freaks, and crystallography weenies.
  They get excited over finite state analysis and nuclear reactor simulation....
• Real Programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for programmers who can't decide whether to write in COBOL or FORTRAN.
• Real programmers don't write in PL/I. PL/I is for gutless people who can't decide whether they want COBOL or FORTRAN.
• FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP.