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FORTRAN programmers do it with SOAP.
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LISP-programmers say: "Guess how many parentheses are needed to do this!
Prolog-programmers say: "How can I do it in reasonable time ?...
Real programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.
FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks....