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Remember, DESSERT Is Spelled With Two `s's While DESERT Is Spelled With One, Because EVERYONE Wants Two Desserts, But NO ONE Wants Two Deserts.
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Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT is spelled
with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two
deserts.
-- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59
Related:
comm mode /kom mohd/ n. [ITS: from the feature supporting on-line cha
he term may spelled with one or two m's] Syn. for talk mode....
In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde...
In the world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
How many movie directors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last light bulb was much better....
comm mode: /kom mohd/ [ITS: from the feature supporting on-line cha
he term may spelled with one or two m's] Syn. for {talk mode}. -- The AI Hackers Dictionary...
It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.
They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are --- on fire....
Law of Human Quirks: Everyone wants to be noticed but no one wants to be stared at.
Everyone wants a bus service to their door, but no one wants a bus service in their street.
Everyone wants to be noticed, but no one wants to be stared at. -- Law of Human Quirk