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• Barney: These fumes aren't as fun as beer. Sure, I'm all dizzy and nauseous, but where's the inflated sense of self-esteem?
  [a man at the end of the bar slumps to the floor] Moe...
• Remember kids, Satan loves you.
• As funny as a baby playing with a loaded gun.
• Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay
• Abe: Hey, the lamp's running away! Bart: That's my dog, man!
  Abe: So long, lamp. Now stop loafing and help your Grampa unpack....
• Check again to make SURE it's not loaded.
• INJECTION Medical procedure especially developed to scare the shit out of the patient, and give the doctor a feeling of power.
  Just sit very still, Mr Jones, while I stick this bloody great needle in you....
• Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge? Marge: Mmm, everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person.
  Homer: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?...