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Sam: What Do You Know There, Norm? Norm: How To Sit.
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Sam: What do you know there, Norm?
Norm: How to sit. How to drink. Want to quiz me?
-- Cheers, Loverboyd
Sam: Hey, how's life treating you there, Norm?
Norm: Beats me. ... Then it kicks me and leaves me for dead.
-- Cheers, Loverboyd
Woody: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Pretty nervous if I was in the room.
-- Cheers, Loverboyd
Related:
Norm is angry.] Woody: What can I get you, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Clifford Clavin's head. -- Cheers, The Triangle Sam...
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?...
Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson? Norm: Let's talk about what's going *in* Mr.
Peterson. A beer, Woody. -- Cheers, Paint Your Office Sam...
Norm goes into the bar at Vic's Bowl-A-Rama.] Off-screen crowd
Norm! Sam: How the hell do they know him here? Cliff...
Norm: Hey, everybody. All: [silence; everybody is mad at Norm for being rich.
] Norm: [Carries on both sides of the conversation himself....
Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what do you say to a cold one?
Norm: See you later, Vera, I'll be at Cheers. -- Cheers, Norm's Last Hurrah Sam...
Woody: How are you feeling today, Mr. Peterson? Norm
Poor. Woody: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Norm: No, I meant `pour'....
Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? Norm: No, I know what they look like.
Just pour me one. -- Cheers, No Help Wanted Coach...
Sam: What do you say, Norm? Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.
-- Cheers, Birth, Death, Love and Rice Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie?...