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Scratch The Disks! Drop The Core! Roll The Tapes Across The Floor!
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Scratch the disks!
Drop the core!
Roll the tapes across the floor!
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Scratch the disks! Drop the core! Roll the tapes across the floor!
o "The Caissons Go Rolling Along") Scratch the disks, dump the core, Shut it down, pull the plug Roll the tapes across the floor, Give the core an extra tug And the system is going to crash.
And the system is going to crash. Teletypes smashed to bits....
Scratch the disks, dump the core, Shut it down, pull the plug Roll the tapes across the floor, Give the core an extra tug And the system is going to crash.
And the system is going to crash. Teletypes smashed to bits....
CWDC: Cut Wires and Drop Core
MDDHAF: Make Disk Drive Hop Across Floo
What's the difference between a seagull and a puppy?
One flits across the shore the other shits across the floor....
The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core -- Scratch a lover and find a foe!
-- Dorothy Parker, "Ballad of a Great Wearine...