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• When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
  -- Richard Cardinal Cushing...
• I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head.
  Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them....
• Would you like some duck for lunch, eh misster, would you?
• Yeah, if it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck -- shoot it.
• Hankerin' for trouble, eh? Well I would like--" [aside] "I would like?
  I would like a trip to Europe!" "--I would like.....
• If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.
• If it walks, quacks, and looks like a duck...COOK IT!!
• SMILEY {:\/ sounds like a duck
• A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
  He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....