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• Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good.
  When it's bad, it's still pretty good....
• Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good
  and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. -- Dick Brando...
• When sex is good, it's only 2% of a marriage; but when it's bad, it's 98%.
• Quote #444 Documentation is like sex; when it's good, it's very, very good, and when it's bad, it's better than nothing.
  -- Dick Brando...
• We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
  -- Jeff Marder (the question, of course, is whether this is good or bad)...
• When I'm good, I'm great; but when I'm bad, I'm better. -- Mae We
• JPA: Jump when Pizza Arrive