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• Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
  -- Will Roge...
• A real christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
• Grampa: All right, son, I'll sell this dump and write you a check.
  Homer: Dad, first you gave me life, now you've given me a home for my family, I'd be honored if you came to live with us....
• Be not ashamed to say what you are not ashamed to think.
• You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
• You know I don't repeat gossip, so I'm only going to say this once...
• You may be redneck... if you live with more dogs than family.
• Live never to be ashamed if anything you do or say is published around the world -- even if what is published is not true.
  -- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul...