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• So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
• Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
  -- Will Roge...
• Hobbes is real and Calvin is his pet boy
• It seems there's this magician working one of the luxury cruise ships for a few years.
  He doesn't have to change his routines much as the audiences change over fairly often, and he's got a good life....
• Voom???? That parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4000 volts through him.
  It's bleedin' demised... This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be....
• A gossip is a person with a keen sense of humour.
• A gossip is a person with a keen sense of rumor.
• Who needs Valium when you have a cat you can pet!
• Mr. Mitchell: Hi there. How can I help you? Bart: _You're_ the guy who owns the dog?
  Mr. Mitchell: Yep. His name is Sprinkles. Bart: Sprinkles?...