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A Real Christian Is A Person Who Can Give His Pet Parrot To The Town Gossip.
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A real christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
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So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
-- Will Roge...
Hobbes is real and Calvin is his pet boy
It seems there's this magician working one of the luxury cruise ships for a few years.
He doesn't have to change his routines much as the audiences change over fairly often, and he's got a good life....
Voom???? That parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4000 volts through him.
It's bleedin' demised... This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be....
A gossip is a person with a keen sense of humour.
A gossip is a person with a keen sense of rumor.
Who needs Valium when you have a cat you can pet!
Mr. Mitchell: Hi there. How can I help you? Bart: _You're_ the guy who owns the dog?
Mr. Mitchell: Yep. His name is Sprinkles. Bart: Sprinkles?...