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• Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise.
  It's five-year mission: to explore strange new world...
• Kirk: "Captain's Log, Stardate 9529.1. This is the final cruise of the Starship Enterprise under my command.
  This ship and her history will shortly become the care of a new generation....
• His five-year mission to seek out and explore strange new worlds, and sell Advanced Music Substitute Systems to their restaurants, elevators, and wine bars!
  -- So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish...
• To seek out strange, new taglines... to BOLDLY quote...
• And new civilizations. To boldly split infinitives!
• Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: Seven. Scotty has to report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is getting dim, at which point Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead (although he'll immediately claim that he's a doctor, not an electrician)....
• No bathroom? Just boldly go where no man has gone before.
• The voyages of the Starship Charmaine. Its mission to ask questions..
• How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  7. Scotty will report to Captain Kirk that the light bulb in the Engineering Section is burnt out, to which Kirk will send Bones to pronounce the bulb dead....