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Spence's Admonition: Never Stow Away On A Kamikaze Plane.
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Spence's Admonition:
Never stow away on a kamikaze plane.
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Spence's Admonition: Never stow away on a kamikaze plane.
A loser is a stowaway on a kamikaze plane. -- Charlie Manna
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