Symptom: Floor Blurred. Fault: You Are Looking Through Bottom Of Empty Glass.

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Symptom: Floor blurred.
Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer.

Symptom: Floor moving.
Fault: You are being carried out.
Action Required: Find out if you are taken to another bar. If not,
complain loudly that you are being kidnapped.

-- Bar Troubleshooting

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