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• Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you.
  ... Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and he'll have to touch it to be sure....
• Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.
  Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure....
• Tell a man that there are 6 billion stars in the sky and he will believe you.
  Tell him that the paint on a park bench is wet and he has to touch it to find out. -- Anon....
• People are funny. Tell them there is 400k of space left on a disk and they will believe you.
  Put a sign saying "WET PAINT" on a door and they will have to make a personal investigation....
• Time travels in divers paces with divers persons. I 'll tell you who Time ambles withal, who Time trots withal, who Time gallops withal, and who he stands still withal.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
• Two sure ways to tell a REALLY sexy man; the first is, he has a bad memory. I forget the second.
• Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a lion with a will of iron.
  -- Balzac...