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• Tell a man that there are 300 billion stars in the universe, and he'll believe you.
  ... Tell him that a bench has wet paint upon it and he'll have to touch it to be sure....
• Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.
  Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure....
• People are funny. Tell them there is 400k of space left on a disk and they will believe you.
  Put a sign saying "WET PAINT" on a door and they will have to make a personal investigation....
• Always tell him he is handsome, especially if he is not.
• Since I've seen this *several* times in this group, the actual context of the God is dead quotation of Nietzsche
  The Madman. -- Have you ever heard of the madman who on a bright morning lighte d a lantern and ran to the market-place callin out unceasingly...
• When a man boasts about what he'll do tomorrow we like to find out what he did yesterday. -- Anon.
• Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.