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• The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at 7
  30 in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Ke...
• Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent. -- Jean Ke
• Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult.
• To be adult is to be alone. -- Jean Rostand
• Blackheart: All right, I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy.
  Homer: Here's the keys. Blackheart: Elephants don't have keys....
• There's no such thing as a well adjusted slave.
• Africa is God's country, and he can have it. Well, sir, we left New York drunk and early on the morning of February 2.
  After fifteen days on the water and six on the boat, we finally arrived on the shores of Africa....
• Milwaukee Journal, about two years ago (on the front page)
  MATH TEST RESULTS ADD UP TO A FAILURE - Only 14% of eighth grade students show average proficiency Washington DC - AP - Just one in seven eighth grade students nationwide can exhibit average proficiency in mathematics, according to a federal ....
• Don't get up too early in the morning, because the early bird gets the worm, and no matter how you try to prepare it, breakfast is just awful.