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Blackheart: All Right, I'll Be Back In The Morning To Pick Up Stampy.
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Blackheart: All right, I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy.
Homer: Here's the keys.
Blackheart: Elephants don't have keys.
Homer: Well, I'll just keep these then.
-- Little-known facts, "Bart Gets an Elephant"
Related:
Blackheart: Mr. Simpson, I think you'll find this amount more than fair.
Lisa: Dad, I think he's an ivory dealer! His boots are ivory, his hat is ivory, and I'm pretty sure that check is ivory....
Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone! Marge: Oh my Lord!
Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer, [accusing] _Dad_....
Bart: Don't worry, Stampy. I won't let Homer sell you to that ivory dealer.
You and I are going to run away together. We'll keep to the back roads and make our way south....
Stampy butts another elephant] Marge: Gosh, I thought he'd be happier in his true habitat.
Warden: Oh, I think he is. Marge: Then why is he attacking all those other elephants?...
Stampy pulls Homer from the tar pit] Homer: I'm alive.
I'm alive! And I owe it all to this feisty feline....
Stampy trumpets] Homer: What's he yelling about? Lisa
He's hungry. Here you go Stampy: [holds a platter] eat it slow....
Homer: Son! You're OK. [hypnotic] And you led us to the precious ivory.
..[affable] and, of course, your lovable pet, who it's connected to....
Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
-- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
Homer: I guess it wouldn't be right to sell Stampy after he saved my life.
And the boy seems to have some sort of relationship with him....