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• The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used. -- Herbert von Fritzla
• The worst wheel of the cart makes the most noise. -- Poor Richard
• Force has no place where there is need of skill.
• Force has no place where there is need of skill. -- Herodotu
• Herbert: You, what are your roots? Advisor: Well, I guess you could say they extend to when the Angles met the Saxons.
  .. [all except Herbert chuckle] Herbert: Or in other words, when white met bread....
• A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart, He sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart.
  -- Richard Thompso...
• Article the Third: Where a crime of the kidneys has been committed, the accused should enjoy the right to a speedy diaper change.
  Public announcements and guided tours of the aforementioned are not necessary....
• And the fifth-highest grossing film in America this week is YOUNG GUNS, the new film where everybody in it is Martin Sheen's son, but nobody has the same last name.
  -- Dennis Mille...
• According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh.
  The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care too much....