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  He didn't stop to say his grace, he just sat down and ate his face....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• There was a college student trying to earn some pocket money by going from house to house offering to do odd jobs.
  He explained this to a man who answered one door....
• It was raining heavily, and the motorist had car trouble on a lonely country road.
  Anxious to find shelter for the night, he walked over to a farmhouse and knocked on the front door....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• A son asked his father for a hundred dollars. The father said no.
  Oh, come on dad, be a good support....
• A woman was married to a golfer. One day she asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?
  After some thought, the man replied, "Yes, I've been very happy in this marriage and I would want to be this happy again....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Dr.MM: The pig has made you into his mother. You are not the hot love object you deserve to be!
  Marge: Really? Dr.MM: I'm as sure of it as I'm sure my voice is annoying....