Official National Anthem Of The Geek Paradise Of Humorixia (second Verse, Abridged) Patents, Copyrights, And Trademarks, Those Evil Lawyers Are Worse Than Sharks.

Official National Anthem Of The Geek Paradise Of Humorixia (second Verse, Abridged) Patents, Copyrights, And Trademarks, Those Evil Lawyers Are Worse Than Sharks.

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Official National Anthem Of The Geek Paradise Of Humorixia
(second verse, abridged)

Patents, copyrights, and trademarks,
Those evil lawyers are worse than sharks.

We can't escape their vice-like grip,
We're slaves to their class-action whip,

We all must fight this evil abomination,
Join together and strive for world domination!

Tell those bloodsucking ticks, "See ya!"
And move on over to Humor-ix-ia!

Kill all the lawyers!
Oh, kill all the lawyers!
Let's "kill -9 lawyers" now!
Let's "kill -9 lawyers" now!

...Humorixia! There is no conspiracy!

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