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• The Great Movie Posters: SEE rebel guerrillas torn apart by trucks!
  SEE corpses cut to pieces and fed to dogs and vultures!...
• The Great Movie Posters: The nightmare terror of the slithering eye that unleashed agonizing horror on a screaming world!
  -- The Crawling Eye (1958) SEE a female colossus....
• She was ugly! She was known as a two-bagger. That's a girl who's so ugly, when you go out with her you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.
  She was so ugly, you look in the dictionary under "ugly" and you see her picture....
• The Great Movie Posters: The Miracle of the Age!!!
  A LION in your lap! A LOVER in your arms! -- Bwana Devil (1952) OVERWHELMING!...
• The Great Movie Posters: *A Giggle Gurgling Gulp of Glee* With Pretty Girls, Peppy Scenes, and Gorgeous Revues -- plus a good story.
  -- Tea with a Kick (1924) Whoopie! Let's go!.....
• You go to the ballet and you see girls dancing on their tiptoes.
  Why don't they just get taller girls? -- Greg Ray...
• On this morning in August when I was 13, my mother sent us out pick tomatoes.
  Back in April I'd have killed for a fresh tomato, but in August they are no more rare or wonderful than rocks....
• May your brother take up go-go dancing at a gay bar.
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
  -- I have to sit up with a sick ant. -- I'm trying to be less popular....