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• I'd love to, but... I just picked up a book called "Glue in Many Lands" and I can't put it down.
  -- 63 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I'd love to, but... I have to draw "Cubby" for an art scholarship.
  -- 68 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO...
• Why I Can't Go Out With You: I'd LOVE to, but... -- I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
  -- I'm attending the opening of my garage door. -- The monsters haven't turned blue yet, and I have to eat more dots....
• I'd love to, but... I have to go to court for kitty littering. -- 88 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat.
• G M: So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children? S
  Yes, thirteen. G M: Thirteen! Good lord, isn't that a burden?...