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The Hollywood Tradition I Like Best Is Called "sucking Up To The Stars." -- Johnny Carso
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The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."
-- Johnny Carson
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The best things in life are free. And the cheesiest things in life are free with a paid subscription to Sports Illustrated.
-- Johnny Carso...
Johnny Carson: I just heard Milli Vanilli was arrested for impersonating a McNugget.
Ed McMahon: Ho ho ho ho! Bart: Well, it's still fun to be up late....
I'm not so sure that I will miss Johnny Carson, but Johnny Carson will miss me.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
-- Johnny Carso...
Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again, who isn't?
When turkeys mate, they think of swans. -- Johnny Carso
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair. -- Johnny Carso
Johnny Carson: [as Karnak] Geraldo Rivera, Madonna, and a diseased yak.
Ed McMahon: Ho ho ho ho....
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.