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• ATLAS A really big dude who used to carry the world upon his shoulders (or something like that).
  Today's modern Prime Ministers and Presidents may think that they carry the world upon *their* shoulders, but if that were true then they'd be crushed into tiny specks just by the sheer weight of the damn thing....
• It is harder to live when those we love are dead. -- Lemuel K. Washbu
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• Bart: Here we go. Kwyjibo. [places his tiles] K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
  Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters....
• Krusty: [looking over] Hey, nice quote uniforms, endquote.
  Kent: [pretending] This just in, a new addition to our worst-dressed li...
• What is a war criminal? Was not war itself a crime against God and humanity, and, therefore, were not all those who sanctioned, engineered, and conducted wars, war criminals?
  War criminals are not confined to the Axis Powers alone....
• Marge: Homer, what if this doesn't work? Homer: Well, then I have a backup plan.
  See? While the unprepared are still sitting around twiddling their thumbs and going -- [twiddles his thumbs, hums a goofy tune] Ba...
• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....
• Even if we put all these nagging thoughts [four embarrassing questions about astrology] aside for a moment, one overriding question remains to be asked.
  Why would the positions of celestial objects at the moment of birth have an effect on our characters, lives, or destinies?...