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• The Least Successful Executions History has furnished us with two executioners worthy of attention.
  The first performed in Sydney in Australia. In 1803 three attempts were made to hang a Mr....
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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  Being a natural prankster, he acquired a fleet of beat-up shabby, wreckages waiting for the scrap heap in California....
• The Least Successful Defrosting Device The all-time record here is held by Mr.
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• The Least Successful Animal Rescue The firemen's strike of 1978 made possible one of the great animal rescue attempts of all time.
  Valiantly, the British Army had taken over emergency firefighting and on 14 January they were called out by an elderly lady in South London to retrieve her cat which had become trapped up a tree....
• A retired dentist who loves to fish. "Open wide," he mutters to the unseen fish as he waits for a tug on the line.
  Now bite down. This may sting just a little bit....
• Lo, when two dogs are fighting in the streets, With a third dog one of the two dogs mee
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• Nobert Weiner was the subject of many dotty professor stories.
  Weiner was, in fact, very absent minded. The following story is told about him...