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• All Nature wears one universal grin. -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc.
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• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
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• Thy modesty 's a candle to thy merit. -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc.
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• To sun myself in Huncamunca's eyes. -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc.
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  Bart: Dogs always land on their feet. Lisa: That's cats....
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  He consistently refused to do anything which might ruffle or offend the criminal classes....
• My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!
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• The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it. -- Robert W. Chambe
• Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the end: the end of dog racing.
  Everyone: Boo! Marge: I think they're in love....