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The Majority Of Husbands Remind Me Of An Orangutang Trying To Play The Violin. -- Honore DeBalzac
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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play
the violin.
-- Honore DeBalzac
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The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.
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I'm not a lawyer, but I play one on the violin.
Memories of you remind me of you. -- Karl Lehenbaue
Everyone has their own talents, and if a cow gives milk, it need not fell sorry or guilty that it does not play the violin.
Trying to program in MS-DOS is like trying to play tennis in a closet.
The Majority is never right; unless it includes me.
Remind me to tell you sometime about the concept of the human ego.
