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• The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president.
  All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?' -- Will Roge...
• All things considered, Dan Quayle is doing a fine job as Vice President.
  He is the best eraser clapper the White House has ever had....
• Commie and Bore are or president & vice preside
• It's the president, stupid! (And vice versa.)
• The US has a vital interest in that area of the country.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle Referring to Latin America....
• Vice President Quayle is a leading candidate for an award, as best actor in a still photograph.
• We have to do more than just elect a new president if we truly want to change this country.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle...
• What would a Chtorran get if it ate the Vice-President? Our deepest sympathies.
• I happen to be a Republican president...aah... vice president.
  -- American Vice President Dan Quayle...