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• About the only person I know who was able to get through a weeks work and have it done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
• The only person who always got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
• Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you?
• He made him a hut, wherein he did put The carcass of Robinson Crusoe.
  O poor Robinson Crusoe! -- Samuel Foote (1720-1777) -- The Mayor of Garratt, Act i, Sc. 1...
• Only in soap operas are all of life's crises resolved by Friday.
• WHY GOD WILL NEVER GET TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY 1. Only published one book.
  2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. He did not publish it in referenced journals....
• If you want to get something done, give it to a busy person.
• You are the only person to ever get this message.