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• The problems of business administration in general, and database management in particular are much to difficult for people that think in IBMese, compounded with sloppy english.
  -- Edsger Dijkstra...
• The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.
  -- Edsger W. Dijkstra...
• The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
  -- Edsger W. Dijkstra...
• Programming is one of the most difficult branches of applied mathematic
  he poorer mathematicians had better remain pure mathematicians. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra...
• Software Engineering: How to program if you cannot. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra
• The easiest machine applications are the technical/scientific computations. -- Edsger W. Dijkstra
• candygrammar n. A programming-language grammar that is mostly syntactic suga
  he term is also a play on `candygram'. COBOL, Apple's Hypertalk language, and a lot of the so-called `4GL' database languages share this property....
• There is a vast difference between putting your nose in other people's business and putting your heart in other people's problems.