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The Three Questions Of Greatest Concern Are -- 1. Is It Attractive?
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The three questions of greatest concern are -- 1. Is it attractive?
2. Is it amusing? 3. Does it know its place?
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"
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