The Three Rules Of International Air Travel: (1) Never Fly On Aeroflot If You Can Possibly Avoid It (this Used To Be Braniff Or Aeroflot).

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The three rules of international air travel:

(1) Never fly on Aeroflot if you can possibly avoid it (this used
to be Braniff or Aeroflot).
(2) Never bet a whole lot of money on two little pairs unless you
know *exactly* what you're doing.
(3) Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.

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