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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're awakened by your SO and all you can think of
  in that muddied half- conscious state before becoming fully awake, is something having to do with male and female serial connectors and how the baud rates have to be synchronized....
• If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. -- Quentin Crisp
• You can move the world with an idea, but you have to think of it first.
• Two men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere.
  One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices to the end of the canyon....
• The first thing you should do when you win an Oscar is thank God.
  The second thing you should do is forget it. The third thing you should do is call your agent and tell him you need a job....
• I don't know, what do you think?
• What do you think?